fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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