I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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