I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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