And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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