I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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