i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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