How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
please come you make the beer taste better
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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