What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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