i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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