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when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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