They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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