would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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