Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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