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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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