I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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