Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Randomize
