I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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