i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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