That reminds me...we need to get swords
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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