playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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