Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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