Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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