this boner is exhausting
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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