Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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