I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Pooping to opera.
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