He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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