how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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