how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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