Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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