Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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