You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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