She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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