What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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