'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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