Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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