I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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