we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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