The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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