So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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