Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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