Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
