let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
