what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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