Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I don't deserve a penis
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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