I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There r osticjed everywhere
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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