I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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