I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
