but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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