Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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