Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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