hell yes lets make some ravioli
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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