So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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