1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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