I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
What a dumb baby whore.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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