Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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