we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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